What is the definition of Genius Medical Research?

"Genius medical research is like a chef in a lab who's just discovered that turning broccoli into a magic potion that makes you glow and never gets cold. But here's the kicker - they haven't figured out how to make it taste good, or even if it's safe to eat it in moderation."

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And here's an unsettling example sentence: "Dr. Genius Medical Research unveiled a revolutionary new treatment for insomnia that promises to turn you into a 'Sleepy Snail' overnight, but the side effect is complete paralysis of your ability to speak - or at least, not in a human voice."